Me: *Sleeping*. [My mouth is suddenly full of chocolate]. *Sputter*.
Hero: Chocolate makes you verrry happy.
Me: *Sputter*
Hero: Are you happy now? I forgot to do something.
Me: Huh? What did you forget?
Hero: I forgot to go to the toilet. I had an accident. You're not angry. You're verrry happy.
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2:
Me: *Washing dishes, listening to podcasts*
Thomas Mullaney on my podcast: I'm working on a history of the typewriter in China. I'm thinking of calling it "The Typing Rebellion".
Me: *Laughs heartily*. [I find puns unironically hilarious].
Hero: *Rushes into the kitchen*. What is it? What's funny??
Me: He said... The guy said "typing rebellion". It was funny.
Hero: *Pretends to laugh loudly for a second then stops cold*. But it wasn't.
Me: It wasn't?
Hero: You laugh at the wrong things, mom. *Shakes his head, leaves the room*.
